Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn
to get along with less cheese.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the
Chi Chi Rodriguez
The worst thing about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own
He who laughs, lasts.
Mary Pettibone Poole
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the
one who married you.
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty.....But everything else starts
to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
Retirement: No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money!
Don't worry about avoiding temptation ...As you grow older, it will
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Retirement: World's longest coffee break.